Patton Oswalt On Gay Marriage, the Bible, and Green Lantern Rings
“Just because you like something in a book doesn’t mean you can have the thing you like in the book happen in real life. That’s what crazy people want!
I can’t go to the White House with a bunch of Green Lantern comics and go, ‘I want a Green Lantern ring! I saw it in a book I like. Make the thing in the book I like be here now!’ I would be justifiably tased if I did that!”